You take a taxi to your health club to exercise.
You think Central Park is "nature."
Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it. 
You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.
You go to a hockey game for the fighting. In the stands. To participate.
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that it means Manhattan.
You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times. 
You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent. 
The subway should never be called anything prissy, like the Metro. 
You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.
Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."
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